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5 Greatest Colors of All Time

6 Craft Beers That Prove Humanity Will Always Take a Good Thing Too Far

6 Reasons Medieval Doctors Were Just the Worst

7 People Who Shouldn’t Have Put It Past Russia

7 Work Hacks for the Modern Office

10 Prayer Hacks to Really Get God’s Attention

12 Skills Every Man Should Know

13 Weightlifting Tips for Real Men

17 Homemaking Tips for the 21st Century Male – Part I

17 Homemaking Tips for the 21st Century Male – Part II

20 Unconventional Money Saving Tips

Abortion Surpasses Powerball in US News Latest Ranking of America’s Best College Savings Plans

All Your Petty Vices May Actually Be Good for You

America’s Last Overt Prejudice

An Excerpt from My Upcoming R-Rated Saved By the Bell Fan Fiction Novel

An Open Invitation to Fellow Bloggers to Collude for Our Mutual Benefit

Annoying Person of the Week: People Who Say They Don’t Give a Shit

Being Mindful of Cognitive Dissonance

Can Someone Please Make This: an eHarmony for Food

Can We Talk About Cemeteries?

Can We Talk About Jeans?

Cooking Tips I Wish I’d Known When I Was Younger

Coworkers All Agree Their Town Has the Craziest Weather

Dial-Up Internet Using Fox News Viewer Suddenly Has Strong Opinion About Net Neutrality

Eating Shit Off the Floor is Cool

Forget Media Spin, Defining the Subject is the Real Problem

Four Examples of Corporate Greenwashing

Free Will and Other Inevitable Superstitions

Fuck Drat

Gold is Old: Why I’m a Rhodium Bug

Golden Corral Scientists Discover Meaty, Non-Toxic New Mammal in the Unexplored Reaches of the Urban Jungle

Good for Its Own Sake

How to Get Your Employer to Pay Your Electricity Bill

How to Make Acting a Safe Career Choice

I Apologize, but I Couldn’t Resist Talking About Religion (PART I)

I’m a Registered Non-Voter

Immigration Now, Immigration Tomorrow, Immigration Forever

It’s Time the Government Started Subsidizing Our Constitutional Right to Bear Arms

Let’s Make Manipulative Advertising Illegal

Life Advice for Millennials Reaches Historic Levels of Smugness and Condescension

Life Span and the Limits of Human Discovery

Lifehacks Squared: Lifehack Hacks to Further Hack Your Already Well Hacked Life

Making Your Own Totally Drinkable Wine Is Easy as Hell

Man Misses Admission to Heaven After Kate-Upton-Ad-Fueled Masturbation Session

Mighty Mouse

New “Econobot” Puts America’s Economists Out of Work

No These Are Not Particularly Troubled Times

Picky Eaters are the Scourge of Civilization

Pro-Corduroy Campaign Form Letter

Read the Script for Vault of Ass, My New Destiny-Themed Porno

Regarding the Take-a-Penny-Leave-a-Penny Tray at the Nevada Ave Loaf ‘N Jug

Smoking and Lung Cancer: the Backbone of America’s Retirement System

The Ten Commandments of the Church of Convenient Religious Beliefs

The Three Step Program

The Tipping System is an Asshole Subsidy

The Top Five Greatest Colors of All Time

Top Reasons to Continue Living

Trend Watch: Raising Turkeys May Be Cooler Than Raising Chickens

Trump Urges America’s Hipsters to Vote for Him Ironically

Wake Up America! (Part I)

Wake Up America! (Part II)

Wake Up America! (Part III)

Wake Up America! (Part IV)

We’re All Welfare Queens

Why Law School is a Terrible System for Training Lawyers, a Video Game Analogy




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